Wedding fever

I'm not unpatriotic but I had to turn off the wedding coverage when some commentators were crowing over the silk stitching on the dress of the Honorable Lady Penelope Whittingham-Smythe-Farshbarsh. I may have been mistakenly watching ITV rather than BBC.

Free food and drink at street dos is one wedding tradition that I can get on board with. Ely is full of good eggs who like nothing more than handing out peach Schloer and fruit cake on purple serviettes.

I wonder how tempted William and Kate were to elope for a sly wedding in Gretna Green. My guess is very.