You can try.......but you will NEVER EVER win....

Hee hee or should I do an evil laugh mwaahaaahaaaahahaaaaaa..........

I am feeling VERY naughty lately. Especially today. This picture is of me, surrounded by the many many books my mum has bought or been given to try and train me but honestly, haven't they got the picture yet? I AM THE BOSS!

I have had a wonderful day, I don't know why mum is drinking wine so early in the evening?

I ran off in the woods this morning.
I had a lovely sniff around deeep in the undergrowth.
I refused to go back on my lead, refused to walk home.
When we got home eventually I then had a yummy chew on daddy's laptop power lead. That was really nice and the end dropped off so I had a game of chase whilst mum tried to get it off me.
I woofed, ALOT at anybody going past our house.
I tried to eat mum ALOT.
At the cricket ground this afternoon I ran off to the compost heap for a feast TWICE and wouldn't go back to mum.
I jumped up at the groundsman who was mowing the cricket strips (in a bit that is roped off and I'm not really allowed in) and then I chased the lead of the mower that another groundsman was realing into the shed.
When mum finally caught up with me and put my lead on, I laid down with my head firmly planted on the floor and refused to get up, even for a treat. Mum had to pick me up, in front of everyone, and put me back in the car.
When we got home I refused to get out of the car, so mum had to get daddy to get me. Hee hee hee, I have had SO MUCH FUN......

I am not sure mum would agree?? She got told off about me by people twice today. One of them was a nasty man who gave me a smack too. She was very angry. She said she can't wait to move house even more now!!

Bye for now
Lily xxx