Water Torture

Day 1146: My mission in this household has heretofore been a failure.

I have tried to teach my human the importance of strong odors. She does not understand. Instead, she forces me through a monthly ritualized water torture that humiliates me and destroys my natural body scent.

She is obviously trying to wear me down.

Do not pity me. I will stay strong and persevere in my mission. I will be a martyr for my cause if I have to.

Tell my family back at home base that I love them........and Pup-peroni dog treats. I love those, too.



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