I want to paint a perfect picture

my children like the fact that I blip because it means that I make nice desserts to photograph...so I can paint a picture of domestic bliss and ignore the tantrums, doors slamming, mess, shouting, accusations, breakages, fighting ad nauseam that is reality. Although, to be honest, it's not just the children who behave like that.

We could do with a job-lot of tact, friendliness, fun and laughter. And maybe some oil to pour on troubled water. And a volume control for the loudest ones. I'm willing to pay. Please send post haste. Ta.