FINALLY... I got yew.

Taxus baccata - 'Standishii'
Everything taller than a blade of grass entered the garden in the back of a car, since we "inherited" wall to wall grass, back and front. Among them we have a birch with a 10" diameter trunk and this fellow, which is still hugably round and over 8' tall. It's probably been there 20+ years, and in all that time I have never, successfully, found/seen a flower on it, even with a crop of berries like this even after the birds have had half.

TODAY I did.

Taran taran tarrah!