Comic strip presents

Pixie and Dixie and inspector Clouseau with a knuckle duster clutch bag (that would be me) soooooo the girls in New Look hate us .. We make a mess and prat about ... We have moonchoopsbigtits wearing a beaver and David Dickensons love child sulking as Zoe made her wear a beret .... We had just been for a coffee and a sit down .. Unusual huh ?
Today I needed to take to my bed as ... Ready for this .... I cleaned the inside of my own car :0 tahhhhhhh dahhhhhhhhhh ... Mr W would not let me take it to the murderers (long story) so I was forced to do it myself and then I paid myself £40 so thank you husband, I took it from your account xxx


P.S... tiz a comic strip app........