Congratulations Mr and Mrs ...............

Stupid Finch.......
What a smashing weekend I have had,never mind the bride,I have had a ball !!!

Got to Bridezilla's late on Friday night,ate some chocolate,had a cup of tea.. ate more chocolate... went to bed,slept and then was rudely awoken by the stupid bride who for some reason was over excited... she woke me at about 7am !! what a cow.
Anyway bullet points as I am sooooooooooooooo exhausted...
1.Ate
2.had a lie down watching TV
3.shouted at Tilly and Marty Feldmans love child about the bow going on Mr W car..
4.had a lie down.
5.ate chocolate.
6.got ready...
7.took 200 photo's of bride and hair dresser and make up lady..
8.had some chocolate
9.Drove car with bride and bridemaids to venue...
10.fannied about with bridal party eating the guests chocolate in a fancy room.
11.went to wait in room where the service is held and took more photo's...
12.took photo's ....
13.took photo's ....
14.. got irritated....
15.took photo's ...
16.started looking around for food..
17.got irritated...
18... sat down for food....
19..food good... stopped being irritated...
20.more photo's ..
21 went on strike until cake was offered...
22.became more amenable after wedding cake and coffee and some after dinner mints...
23.put camera away...
24.drank ..
25.drank...
26.danced like a demon
26.ate 4 slices of cake...
27.drank...
28.screeched ...
29.fell over catching bride who launched herself at us.
30.went to bed with a plate of cake.
31.woke with cake in hair.