Mummy was out pirating it up
So I had some time with daddy,
who wasn't feeling too well,
So I was a good girl,
whilst he lounged on the sofa,
I hid behind the armchairs eating ripping apart a book,
make sure the carpet was lost under a sea of toys,
climbed onto his computer desk discovering nice keyboard to bash,
poured my juice over him when he started dozing off,
I think you get the idea....4 hours of pure fernie mischief,
but he survived, just!!
When mummy came home he took me asda,
were I promptly feel asleep, poor daddy,
he should have done that when mummy was out,
he may have got some peace then!
I enjoyed my daddy time, but it was good to have mummy home