Breakfast time in the fernie household

starts roughly 5am,
Involves one mummy unable to function
till she has had a coffees,
one fernie grumbling till she gets her milk cup,
once drunk, breakfast gets served...
mummy's involves another coffee,
fernie's requires one bowl cereal,
and one clean sofa,
(as mummy cant work the highchair at this ungodly hour!)
and a hand which is so much easier then a spoon,
making sure food covers every available piece skin on face,
cereal is soon abandoned,
favoured by jam on toast, then skips
(bad mummy so unhealthy!)
20 mins later, a must is pour remains of food over floor,
crawl in it, send mummy mad with the hoover,
whilst she is busy it leaves me to steal any breakfast,
she may have been daft to make herself and leave laying round,
once finished, we have a nice game of chase the fernie,
with wet wipes and clean nappy...so much easier said then done..
Oh morning times are such fun!!