Chaos and Calm

By KatKatzenjammer

Monkey see... Monkey folds paper?

Miserable weather.

Master Four Year Old and I had a waterfight in some puddles outside our place after doing brunch with my Father Unit.
FIGHT STATS:
Mother -
Age - 24 years, 6 months.
Height - 5'9".
Weight - Undisclosed.
Shoe size - Aus 11 (approx. 11 inches)
Clothing - Singlet, denim cut-offs, flip-flops/jandals/thongs.
Son -
Age - 4 years, 8 months.
Height - 3'3".
Weight - 16.3kg.
Shoe size - Aus kids 8. (approx half Mother's foot length)
Clothing - Long boardshorts, long t-shirt, crocs (rubber clog things)
RESULT:
Mother - Dry from knees up. Winner.
Son - Drenched from armpits down. Change of clothing required.

Some might say Mother had an unfair advantage. Son got the headstart. Father Unit wisely moved swiftly out of the way. He saw what was coming.

Weather proceeded to get more miserable.
Much to Master Four Year Old's amusement, I decided the best thing to do was some origami...
Made:
- 1 dinosaur
- 1 monkey
- 2 cranes
- 1 piano
- 1 frog
- 8 water lilies
- a shitload lot of little stars

I think I proved Mummy can be just as much a kid as Son. :)

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