Handbags......

"Buy me" said the frock "and I will make you into a BEAUTIFUL and WHOLE and COMPLETE Human Being."

"Do not be silly" said the Man, "for a frock alone cannot do that."

"True" said the Lady "I will have the Shoes and the Bag as well."

.... and gladrags ;-)

I do love the Interesting thoughts of Edward Monkton ;-P