So One Snowman says to the Other........

It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.

Wearing white is always appropriate.

You know you've made it when they write a song about you.

Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!

Can you smell carrots?

Ice to see you - Let's chill!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!!!

What's beautiful, grey and wears glass slippers?
Cinderellephant

What's the difference between a reindeer and a grape?
They're both purple, except for the reindeer

What's white, furry and smells of mint?
A polo bear

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus

I know apologies - S'now funny but these were two for a pound at the garage and as I got into the car the local news was reporting the story of a Christmas tree causing chaos on a local road. I had visions of a tree running around screaming "No Noooooooooo - I don't want to go back in the box!!!!!" with all it's decorations jangling wildly!!!! Maybe I have a strange imagination....... :P