Moss and Fungi

Sounds like the name of a new detective show on NBC.

Moss would be the detective and the star of the show. A little bit about his character. Moss clashes with the boss. He's a loose wire, so he needs insurance. The type? Blue Cross. He's a heavy eater. His favorites? Roast beef with brown sauce. Except on Fridays. On Fridays...Moss makes the sign of the cross, and eats fish with tarter sauce. Hobbies and sports? Lacrosse and motocross. That's why Moss needs Blue Cross. Moss also gives blood. Where? The Red Cross. The trees in his yard? Spanish Moss. His nightly bathroom habits? Lip gloss and dental floss.

Summing up...Moss...boss...Blue Cross...brown sauce...sign of the cross...tarter sauce...lacrosse...motocross...Red Cross...lip gloss...and dental floss. WHEW!! I'm at-a-loss to get anymore across.

The boss? Simply put...Fungi is not a fun guy.

Weather so bad today that I had to take a wet walk out behind my house to get the mushroom and moss shots. Cold front coming in.