Fire

Can you tell what it is yet?

It was a present.
I bought it for a friend when I was in California some time back.

But the thing was that my friend back in the UK never got to see it.

Why?
Er... and this bit's terrible... I kept it myself, that's why! How awful is that...?!

A scented candle is what it is. Lit just occasionally, but quite a bit over the festive season, it has lasted such a long time. A slow burner, you might say. I suppose it was quite expensive, so I've done ok.

Oh dear. I do feel bad now I've told though.

You won't tell her, will you....?