...Frankie, do you remember......

That's a cracker!

Irish comedian Frank Carson died yesterday.....after a very long day at work today I got home in time to see a clip of Carson telling some of his famous one-liners.

Did you hear about the Irish man who reversed his car into a car boot sale?......He sold the engine!

Doctor: The good news is you've got 24 hours to live....the bad news is we should have told you yesterday!

I went into B & Q and said "I'd like some nails please"...."How long would you like them?"...."I'd like to keep them!"

I went to an Open Air Restaraunt....it was raining....it took me three days to finish my soup!

I went into the chemists and asked "Have you got any viagra?"...."Have you got a prescription?"said the chemist........"No, but here's a photo of the wife!"

We went to the quiz tonight...didn't have to fight any one for a table....and we won.....£20 food and drink voucher...that's next Thursday taken care of!

The Boss is back on night shifts tomorrow, so I've got a restless weekend coming up....still at least there's a fishing match on Sunday.

Das vidanya moy padruga.