Wetnesday 14th March

I've bought something that is going to REVOLUTIONISE my life: a waterproof cover for my phone!

The doors to the possibility of water-based blips have just burst open. Here are ten new places I could blip from:

-While in the bath or the shower
-While walking about in a monsoon
-While riding on a log flume
-While hanging out under the sea
-While walking through a drive-in car wash
-While snorkelling in a peat bog
-While bobbing in a barrel over Niagra Falls
-While challenging a fireman to a water fight
-While touring an underground sewer
-While relaxing in a steam room filled with a pile of sweaty men

but I'll probably just do the first one