Do Not

a) Leave your new and expensive camera at school.

b) Leave the SD card which should be in son's camera in your camera bag which you have left at school.

c) Look gormlessly at son's Isplodge touchy feely thing and ask where all the buttons are.

d) Do not stand underneath a ceiling light whilst taking a blip in the mirror, especially if like me you are follicley challenged.

Thank goodness that is Monday out of the way.