Eye eye balls!

Oh well. The sunglasses were in Dad's car and the balls were amongst dozens in his golf club bag. They are currently sitting on my dressing table here in Ayr but they will be residing in my huge bag in future.

I'm going to take a Big Bertha with me when I leave here on Sunday for a Brum visit. I can almost hear the lewd comments already but I assure you Big Bertha is the name of an Alloway golf club, highly revered by golfers. Dad was very fond of his Big Bertha and Mom never seemed to get upset or jealous when Dad would tenderly rub Big Bertha with a chamois leather the night before an important game.

I will take a picture of Big Bertha next week.