Wrong...

... on so many levels. Without linking to the urban dictionary definitions of the word, I'm guessing the young customer didn't get the wrap of cocaine or the, er, other thing so had to make do with a patriotic haircut.

You know you're in Liverpool when you find a jumbo-roller wearing young lady begging for help in extracting her pound from a supermarket trolley because her false nails are too long. All of life is here, as I found on Tuesday.