Under my Um Ber ella ella ella

Jess the fat cat prepared for this afternoon's cup final by having some quiet time. She had to nip down the shops for some whiskers but got caught in the rain - fortunately she was a sensible fat cat and remembered her golf umbrella

It's being an absolute dire day for Sport. England get hammered both in cricket and rugby, Spurs get well beaten in the cup final, Liverpool beat City to move ahead of us in the league and that lot from Woolich pull further away from us too.

I'm going to hide under Jess's umbrella too....