I'm gonna be (500 miles)

Well, 739 to be precise. And we're not walking, we are going by motorbike.

Yes! Our trip is planned and booked and this is the route we've settled on.

We travel to Loch Lomond on the first day, hopefully with enough time to mooch around and maybe even go kayaking.

Day 2 we ride up to Fort William, past Ben Nevis and via a couple more lochs (Lochy and Oich), with maybe a stop off at Urquhart Castle, before seeing the mighty Loch Ness (bucket list.....tick!).

We stay overnight in Inverness, before starting the ride back South, through the Cairngorms, down through Edinburgh, past Penicuik (with a possible blipmeet with Shev) and to Peebles for our last night in Scotland.

The following morning, we ride home.

Hopefully, the weather will be good for riding (but who knows, this is Scotland after all!), but if not, we can always go by car.

Altogether now......Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da....!