Nothing Like your own bed

Nice hotel. A bit of faded elegance. Good food. Reasonable prices. Good service. But the bed was so uncomfortable. At first I had this thin pillow like object. I was given four more different shaped pillow like objects in various guises of feather, synthetic, memory foam (well thats a load of tosh - I think it remembered being a brick) and I think the other was sand. The expression on Milady's face suggests she too has had the pillow treatment. Home to my own comfy bed. I have just spent the last two hours tucked up in it.