A Mixed Bag

I had a quiet morning today - until SWMBO got up and went for a shower.
Then she came over all faint, slid to the floor of the shower and couldn't get up.
Just as well I hadn't gone out to the garden or I wouldn't have heard her banging.
It was probably the fact she has been horizontal for 2 days and not eaten.
But she wanted some fresh air so joined me in a trip to Ikea to get some lighting for above the lathe.
It meant that she was witness to the fact that it was NOT me who put the fucking great scrape on the car (see extra) in the car park!!!!!!