Cupboard Love

I have a vague recollection of what it's like to be able to sit down to eat or drink without being dog bombed.

New sign for visitors needed, "Leave no dish unattended and give yourself a slap if you think your cup of tea is safe on the mantlepiece ...or anywhere", or "Prepare for sudden face slobbering and possibly getting your face bitten off" or finally "The poo breath is all about the dog....seriously, it's not me".