Brokened!

"What shall we do with a broken car-park machine...?"

To be sung in the style of an early 19th century sea shanty, if you can manage it.
Have yourself a large slug of rum, if you can't, and then have another go!

Dance workshop of traditional Russian Gypsy style folk dance completed by mid-day followed by culinary and other delights of the Hudderfield Food and Drink Festival.

Note to self: book accommodation for this one next time, in order to fully sample the liquid refreshments on offer, as just the tasters would send one over the breathaliser limit.
We're talking British vodkas, beers, ciders & wines....!