Corny Corn

I was on my way to my daughters, and I passed this farm spread. I was aMAIZEDed to see the high corn, and the low corn.

Grandpa got called in as a last minute babysitter. The little man does not feel good. Coughing a lot. Probably best to keep him away from daycare.

The first discussion involved the TV. I wanted ESPN. He wanted Sid, the Science Kid,and Wordworld. Sid was about living in cold weather...Wordworld was about a whale that outgrew her pool.

Wordworld inspired me to mess with my picture this afternoon...spelling out the word corn against the b&w background. On the show...they spell out the letters, and the letters transform into the shape. Today...S-U-B...turned into a submarine...so Suzy could visit her overgrown whale.

A little corn for supper tonight, too. My favorite harvest crops are corn, strawberries, watermelon, and green beans.

2 bad jokes to end.

"Why can't you tell a secret on the farm?"

"Because the potatoes have eyes, and the corn has ears."

"If corn oil comes from corn...where does baby oil come from?"

A-MAIZE-ingly corny jokes. I apologize.

Click it into LARGE to critique my lining-up skills.