I found my bus pass!

I know this is a bit silly!

I felt so tired yesterday after work that I was walking like a zombie up the length of the High Street. A bus was pulling in as I was just crossing the road and I thought 'I'm not running for it. If it goes, it goes.' Seriously I have lost count of the amount of times I have run up the road, everyone staring at me waving my arms like a jelly fish on acid only for the git of a bus driver to drive off just as I get there! I am left feeling like a right twit.

Anyway, I dawdled up, expecting him to pull out but he didn't. I was sat down for a good 5 minutes before he rumbled off. I nearly missed my stop feeling very sleepy in the warm afternoon sun but I made it. That was when something made me check my bag when I was getting my keys out.

AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH! I hadn't put my bus pass back in the normal place! I nearly broke the door down to get in then in my haste. I emptied my bag all over the kitchen counter and I nearly filled a dustbin with all the rubbish. I mean, why had I got ten pens, 4 bulldog clips, 6 golf balls, a lighter (I don't smoke!), three torches, two umbrellas, my Kindle, camera, purse, three USB drives and a ..... altogether now! a partridge in a pear treeeeee?!!

No wonder I have started to walk lopsided and look like Quasimodo. Anyway, I threw out loads of things but no sign of my bus pass. I must have dropped it on the bus.

I spent the evening sulking and then I thought of something I hadn't checked in my bag, With quivering fingers, I got my passport out (sorry I forgot to mention that) and there it was tucked in the back! I was delighted! Yes, yes, I know I shouldn't take that anywhere but I'm all over the place these days and I just left it in my bag from last time I got a plane. Oh well...... Anyway panic over.

P.S. I wasn't going to reveal my bus pass picture to you! I know you have seen me before but my bus pass and passport pictures are the same and I look like the Mona Lisa with severe constipation who has been smacked in the face with a shovel several times. Cheeky Ness hides a multitude.

My track is a Gary Moore version of a Peter Green number for no better reason than I love it.... The Supernatural