Blue Bottle

We had been having discussions about Chrimbo presents at work and one of the girl's mentioned she would like some new perfume. I had been very kindly given a bottle of the scented stuff which was headache inducing, so I offered it to her to try as she may have liked it
One squirt in the office
"OMG what a reek!" came from a disembodied voice in the corridor
The perfurme bottle was promptly hidden and the silent cursing turned the air blue!
It was only later we found out the voice was talking about the fishpie from the catering unit!
However " blue bottle " was born

Anyone want some VB perfume to keep the nits away from the kidz?