Gone Off

Curly Sue had better make sure her pirate tattoo has gone by first day of school next week.

The kids were not brilliantly behaved at the mother-in-law's this morning.
We didn't stay too long.

We went to Dynamic Earth where there are giant scorpions and sabre toothed tigers - weird looking cows ...... and monsters!
What a nightmare Squirrel was ..... fidgeting about something terrible.
Both of them were a nightmare choosing their lunch. I nearly went through the canvas roof.
And as for the behaviour in the shop and their demanding stuff.............
It didn't help having to look out onto the monstrosity.
On the way home their behaviour was so bad I had to come off the city by-pass to stop the fighting and give them a bollocking.
By the time we get home I was really in need of a cuppa -- but that wasn't to be!
The Cygnet had another melt down.
So I left the house and went home for an hour and a half and did some housework until it was time to collect SWMBO. 
When I got there it was apparent that it was all my fault!!!!!!
They have all been told I may not be back tomorrow.