These geese, they surely are dirty

Bleeding tourists!
They come here, they take over the place, they play their stereos real loud and they get drunk from dusk till down, they are loud, rude, they eat our grass, they hardly spend any money, I saw two of them getting frisky and almost having sex on the street (!) and all they leave behind is their rubbish!

Not always easy to live in a touristy destination for Barnacle geese...