Oy, you!

Where do you think you're going with that child?!?!
Have you not received the daily text message announcement?
"Due to adverse weather conditions and in the interest of the children's safety and welfare, the school will remain closed"
What open door? That's for Jim, the muffin delivery man.
We may be back at work tomorrow. Or the day after.
Except for Mrs. J. She slipped a disc while doing the sales last Friday. She should not have tried to carry 7 bags all on her own. Poor thing.
Well, anyway, feck off now.
It's in the interest of the children's safety you see...


This blip is only slightly sarcastic. Only just.