Kiss Me And Smile For Me

Dear Fat Pete & Princess Normal,

We are having a lovely quiet day today. Ordering room service and watching tv shows I loaded onto my iPad.

I've requested a late check-out (5pm) and then we'll head over to the terminal where I will attempt to pursue Er Indoors around the duty-free shops. It will be like a 1970's cop show, with her ducking into shops and me sliding across counter-tops before she is able to spend all of our NZ house fund.

STEP AWAY FROM THE HANDBAGS MA'AM!

Then I will deploy the taser.

We fly out at 10:05pm. Consequently I've had that bloody John Denver song in my head all day.

S.