Oooops!

One has shot ones self.
At the same time discovering that the "Camera" facility's trigger is the volume control. It came with absolutely ZERO instructions.
It started when I stumbled, by accident, into a kind of audio-instruction mode and got lost therein. Apparently, bloke in accessory shop reckoned it was an assistant for the blind. Either way ……… I'm IN at last.
I have yet to learn the rules, but it seems that however centrally I position the "subject" the phone puts it where it decides it should be.
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There's an antediluvian joke, about a letter home from far away, the punchline of which reads:-
"If it's an "o" he's shot himself; and if it's an "i" he hasn't."