The Princess and the Dog

By Princessnthedog

Home Again

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

The Explorer is out of hospital and very happy. She sais that Jessie had been on flying form with a care assistant in the morning …

"For God's sake sit me up. I am feeling like I am lying in my coffin"

"Are you speaking to me or just chewing a brick?"

"You are an arsehole and I am going to shite all over my bed to give you something to think about"

I hope that if I go off my rocker that I go down the deliriously happy route rather than bitter and twisted. I have my doubts!

C

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