Wine Flu

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

It was a slow day as I was a little 'tired and emotional'. This was in no way related to wine consumption the previous evening.

Eldest Mini Princess and I went to see The Explorer as her texts indicated that Jessie's life was in danger of being cut short. Jessie had demanded that The Explorer help her to the toilet. When she explained that she was unable to help, Jessie had a hissy fit and said 'I hope you have a big f*cking sh*te and it hurts'. The Explorer has had her pain meds reduced so she isn't completely stoned. Unfortunately, this had also reduced her patience for Jessie.

As we were leaving, Jessie decided that she was going commando and whipped off her knickers. I had to tell Eldest Mini Princess to avert her eyes to avoid her being scarred for life.

C