Old black and white snail

You have been consigned to the scrap heap.

You were slow and lacking in colour. You did nothing to excite me, in fact, you usually frustrated me.

So you have been replaced. With a colourful new piece of fruit! It is vibrant, speedy, logical to use. It speaks to me with sensible words, not weird error messages. It multitasks without becoming snail like. It makes me happy.

I should have never have deserted the colourful fruity technology 16 years ago. I was happy with it. I was converted to the annoyance of windows because apparently it was better. The person who converted me is long gone. It is time I came back to you.

Ignoring the fact that my brother will think that I am a tit for doing so, I have converted to Mac. It wasn't painful. All of my files have transferred across. I have even managed to complete a data analysis task without wanting to put my fist through the monitor.

Oh and what a monitor it is. :-)