The Real Santa

If over the next few weeks you should happen to see anything about a rotund but jolly old man dressed in a red uniform be it known unto you that he is a fake Santa, apparently concocted many years ago by a certain American soft drinks company in order to fit in with their corporate colour scheme.
The real Santa of course lives in Finland. Always has and never was known to dress in red. Here is a portrait of the real Santa. As you can see he wears grey or sometimes green and he isn't such a jolly old chap at all. In fact he can be quite grumpy and the children have always been semi fearful of him.
As the song says, "you better watch out......"