Butter wouldn't melt.

Looking at these two you couldn't imagine the noises they produced ten minutes later...but the neighbours can now!

Who would know that 2 small people would shout so loud or so long and cry so hard (sighs)

Then I caught sight of No 1's bedroom. At least - I think it's a bedroom. It was one the last time I looked but all clothes and laundry on the floor etc makes it hard to find the bed (sighs)

Somedays this is a very, very hard job.