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J didn't go out on the motorbike this morning so he dropped me in the gym. Afterwards, I walked to town, and saw this newspaper "dress" in the charity shop window. You wouldn't want to spill your drink down that, would you.? Sorry if I haven't replied to your blips, but our internet is playing up. J is on the phone at this very moment, trying to sort it out. I hope that  normal service will be resumed soon.