Deep Clean

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

Kitty Cat came round tonight. She had a challenging day at work earlier in the week. Someone mentioned at reception that they there had been an accident in the toilet and bolted out of the GP’s practice.

Kitty Cat described (in more detail than I needed to know) how the entire toilet cubicle was covered in poo. ‘It started at the floor at the door and went right up ALL of the walls’. We did both wonder how it is even possible to achieve a full 360 degree coverage. Was this person doing a pirouette at the time?

Even when I have bad days at work, they aren’t literally sh1t (and I don’t need to be armed with rubber gloves and beach).

C