Donkey Work

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

The Prince was at Hamilton races today on a work jolly. I received very excited messages telling me that he was on a winning streak on the second race. Shockingly, this was cut short when a few donkeys appeared on his betting slip, and surprisingly, we are not yet millionaires!

Kitty Cat came round this evening in his absence. Her 50th birthday bash is next week and her excitement levels are rising. My liver is already fearful. This is the woman who thinks that a one to one ratio of gin to tonic makes for the perfect drink.

C