09.020209

CASE NO.: 100127845
ITEM NO.: 09.020209

DATE COLLECTED: 02/02/09
TIME COLLECTED: 9:00 - 10:00 am
LOCATION OF COLLECTION: office cubicle, work
COLLECTED BY: Officer MC

DESCRIPTION OF EVIDENCE:
Ctrl-Alt-H / Apple-Ctrl-Alt-H | Display View in High Quality Display

Would you believe that the frozen blueberry symbolizes both 'Ctrl' and 'Apple'?
No? Well then, please read on.

'Ctrl' and 'Apple' are often the leading keys in an ID shortcut sequence for PC and MAC respectively. And frozen blueberries are a part of my complete breakfast every morning at work. One of the very first things I do when I arrive at the office is to grab my bowl, my stash of instant oatmeal, and my daily dose of antioxidants in the form of blueberries.

Ever since last summer's blueberry season, I've been adding blueberries to my oatmeal not only because they're tasty, but also because I truly believe they've been helping to relieve my computer eye strain. My eyes haven't twitched at work for the entire duration of my blueberry binge, so I'll keep eating these berries until my collection in the freezer dwindles to zero.

The evidence for today is a stained piece of tp aka toilet paper. Don't worry, it's only stained with blueberry juice;p I don't know how, but the blueberry juice had leaked out of the mini tupperware container and onto my grocery-bag covered lunch and winter gloves *thank goodness they're only leather-like gloves* that were in my lulu lunch bag. And the tie-dyed tp is the result of the aforementioned mess. The purply-blue blotty mess reminds me of Typical Display and my constant itch to always want to work in High Display mode.

TYPE OF OFFENSE: trespassing and defacing private property
SUSPECT: defrosting blueberries
VICTIM: leather-like gloves, lulu lunch bag, and tp - lots and lots of tp