11.020409
CASE NO.: 100127845
ITEM NO.: 11.020409
DATE COLLECTED: 02/04/09
TIME COLLECTED: 11:15 - 11:30 pm
LOCATION OF COLLECTION: kitchen, victim's home
COLLECTED BY: Officer MC
DESCRIPTION OF EVIDENCE:
Ctrl-Shift-M / Apple-Shift-M | Insert Em space
Does chewing gum really cause cancer? Oral cancer, perhaps??
While my parents continue to reiterate this unconfirmed tidbit of cancerphobia, I will continue to chew gum. Not because I love to defy my parents in my wannabe-rebel sort of way, and not because I am not afraid of cancer (quite the opposite), but I am sort of addicted to it.
If I am zonking out at work, I pop one.
After I've settled in a bus seat post-workout, I pop one.
These lil white minty em-space-like rectangulars sure does the trick.
Available at your local Costco in cartons of 12.
TYPE OF OFFENSE: in possession of addiction-forming properties
SUSPECT: excel sugar-free gum in *only the best flavor ever* shiver
VICTIM: one minty fresh mouth
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- Canon PowerShot SD600
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