Nearly made it.

Escape from the care home hotel and endless activities. Managed to negotiate the endless maze of corridors (Mrs FP set her step app on her phone  as we went to breakfast, on our return 1,349 steps!) See extra for the journey. By pure luck we found the moose of freedom that guards the exit. As we touched the door handle the eyes of the moose flashed, the nostrils hissed, and emitted a sweet smelling gas. I felt woozy...

Next thing I knew we were waking up in our room, it was "Time for archery practice." announced our guard nurse activities leader.