The Finer Details

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

I went out for a few drinks with Kitty Cat last night. Her 8 year old son had been asking her about how babies are made so she gave him the ‘birds and bees’ chat.

Kitty Cat is a nurse and was very matter of fact about it. The whole chat seemed to have gone well. She was feeling quite pleased about she had handled it.

A couple of days later, her son was in the bath, looking down and obviously feeling very confused.

“Which position do you have to be in to get a willy in a girls vagina?“ he asked

Followed by...

“Did you just sit on daddy’s willy?”

Kitty Cat said she actually went red.

I suggested she could get him a copy of the Kama Sutra for his birthday to explain the logistics!

C