A pig in a pocket

Why don't I just Blip nice views like everyone else? Shopping in Tesco's this morning I found a shelf devoted to furry animals and hiding among them a box of these small plastic pigs. 

When I picked one up and gave it a squeeze it emitted a wonderful and quite realistic honk! I suggested to Mrs M that I should buy one and keep it in my pocket - they're a handy pocket size - and when in a shop or a crowded street give it the odd squeeze! She didn't think it was a good idea!



But I did - I'll be back!