"Who... me? It wasn't me. Honest."

Dear Diary,

There has been lots of altercations on the back porch lately between Rudy and a couple of other red squirrels.  I have three bowls of seeds out for them (one is below on the floor) and still they fight over it.  Rudy even climbed up the back door and chattered loudly for me to come.  Then he did a flying leap right onto the back of another squirrel!  What a circus but just look at that face!

I got a new "squirrel resistant" feeder yesterday.  We'll see how long that lasts.  The birds look a little unsure of it but I'm sure they'll figure it out.  It is only a matter of time before Gaylord and Company do too I'm sure!