Double Standards

Dear Givers of Treats,

It’s not right. It’s just not right. I am not allowed to bring ANY of my sticks into the house. Even my favourite ones. Stones and bark are also a no no and The Princess was VERY grumpy about the time I brought in some turf for a snack.

So I couldn’t believe it...

THEY PLANTED A WHOLE TREE

INSIDE

AND I’M NOT ALLOWED TO CHEW IT

OR PEE ON IT

At least it has lots of toys for me to play with. I especially like the shiny balls. I wonder if they squeak?

M