Please can I have more?

Please, please, please can I have your plate? I beg of you? I will never misbehave or do bad things ever again. I will be like the best behaved dog that ever walked the earth. I know! Please, please, please? With a cherry on top!

No!


Was rudely awoken by an ambulance man in my kitchen this morning. My neighbour was taken to hospital. Turns out she had a turn/do thing. Maud is in no way responsible when she jumped up yesterday! Honest. She is in hospital and is both stable and recovering. I know this isn't a joking matter but what's a girl to do. Had a very full day and am quite tired.