Crunch Time

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

I have a new dude sitting behind me at work. Every lunchtime he eats crisps. Eating crisps is not generally a reasonable defence for murder UNLESS YOU MAKE A NOISE LIKE A CAR CRUSHER.

I had to walk away until I was sure he had safely finished. I settled back at my desk feeling quite relieved.

And then Dermott started crunching polos.

C